Why am I not standing up and saying, “Oh Lord I have sinned!” Aside from the obvious tackiness of a nun self milking (Photoshopped) her C-cups, priests are likely helping their selves at the computer. So where does the editorial go wrong? First, the nun is more than pleasing to the eye. Had the 20 some year-old model been replaced with 60 year-old breast, there might be an issue. Secondly, the quintessential shape of her assets take our eyes away from the expresso cup and milk that just happens to be there. The only controversy worth noting here is the direction of the milk’s trajectory. All I have left to say is, that’s one interesting nipple.